Jake-isms

It's been a long time since I've posted any Jake-isms. Okay, okay, it's been a long time since I've posted ANYTHING! I wanted to share these so I'd remember them.

A week or so ago I read Alice in Wonderland to Jake out of his classic stories book (his choice... those who know me know how I feel about Alice in Wonderland... and if you don't know... it makes me want to slit my wrists. Seriously.) So we read it and when it was done we both decided that the story just didn't make any sense. A few nights ago now Matt and Jake were looking through that same storybook. Jake was picking out a story to read that night. He pointed to Alice in Wonderland and said "That one is in Spanish!"


For those who don't know, Matt is on a new diet. I am not following it, despite his best efforts to force me to. One of the things he is eliminating is high fructose corn syrup. Last night at the dinner table Jake said (and this was NOT prompted by me, I swear!!!) "You say I can't have high fructose corn syrup but I can!" That's my boy!