Silly Saturday 7/14/12

Jacob: (pointing into toilet) "Someday my grandpa is going to take me in there.... In the toilet is where my grandpa used to work."
Matt: "He didn't work IN the toilet"
Jacob: "He used to."
{For those who don't know, Jake's grandpa used to work at the water treatment plant}


Jacob: "Daddy, you need to shave. You are itchy."


Jacob {very sleepy at 4am} "Where are we going?"
Me: "On vacation."
Jacob: "Now?"

Jacob: "I guess we can't go on vacation now."